I ate a grilled cheese sandwhich and a cup of soup. Soup makes me wanna punch people in the face. Repeatedly. This is not an insane reaction, but a perfectly reasonable response to the evil that is soup.
Soup makes me feel violent because of how much hungrier I feel after I eat it. So then I have to eat more, like a grilled cheese sandwhich. That makes me feel fat. So then I wanna punch people. See? It totally makes sense.
p.s. I am not psychotic. Seriously.
Is it hard dieting, Pete Doherty?
Thats what I thought, you crack whore.
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Having eaten soup for a week, I found it made me want to spit.... not necessarily at any particular person, but spit with a vengeance nonetheless.
ps-I'm glad I found you...I looked the other day & drew a blank.
Soup seems to bring out the best in people.
I am a stealthy one. I have the special ability to lurk around the internet, seen but never heard. Kind of like an overweight batman. Except, you know, a girl. And I don't have an alter ego who has millions. Or a butler. Or an awesome car. Or a mansion. Or a cool cave under my mansion. Okay, I am nothing like batman, but if I had all those things, I could be!
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