day 322

I'm back on Atkins, bitches!

I may be going through sugar withdrawls. So, you know, sorry.

I'm sooooo hungry.

day 149

Question: If you have a stomach virus and it really hurts, but you throw up all the chips and salsa you ate earlier in the day, is it technically a good thing? You know, cause it's like I really didn't scarf down a bunch of chips. Yesterday, cause of the whole being sick thing, I would have said no. Today, though, I wonder. . .

Also. SLB! You can't leave me! I neeeeeed you! When you leave they will get JLo to train me, and that just isn't right!


I kid, I kid. Good luck!

I could care less about Katydidnt leaving me cause shes a whore!

day 132

This wouldn't ruin my strict diet regime, would it?

(Cause I ate, like, ten.)

day 124

I bought some of those kettle cooked chips at the store cause I thought no one else liked 'em. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I didn't walk yesterday but Katydidnt told me she would walk a mile with me today. I don't like walking alone when it's so hot. I like the fact someone else is sharing my misery. You know? We love company.

I may have been a little harsh on soup yesterday. I think it was the whole hunger destroying higher functions thing, less about soup. I still feel some left over violence, but I think the heat will probably zap that right outta me.

Day 123

I ate a grilled cheese sandwhich and a cup of soup. Soup makes me wanna punch people in the face. Repeatedly. This is not an insane reaction, but a perfectly reasonable response to the evil that is soup.
Soup makes me feel violent because of how much hungrier I feel after I eat it. So then I have to eat more, like a grilled cheese sandwhich. That makes me feel fat. So then I wanna punch people. See? It totally makes sense.

p.s. I am not psychotic. Seriously.

Day 122

neck: 15 1/2 inches
upper arm: 18 in.
wrist: 6 3/4 in.
upper chest: 42 in.
bust: 46 in.
waist: 46 in.
hips: 59 in.
thighs:33 in.
calf: 18 1/2 in.

Day 58

neck: 16 1/2 inches
upper arm: 18 in.
wrist: 6 3/4 in.
upper chest: 43 in.
bust: 49 in.
waist: 46 in.
hips: 59 in.
thighs:34 in.
calf: 18 1/2 in.