day 149

Question: If you have a stomach virus and it really hurts, but you throw up all the chips and salsa you ate earlier in the day, is it technically a good thing? You know, cause it's like I really didn't scarf down a bunch of chips. Yesterday, cause of the whole being sick thing, I would have said no. Today, though, I wonder. . .

Also. SLB! You can't leave me! I neeeeeed you! When you leave they will get JLo to train me, and that just isn't right!


I kid, I kid. Good luck!

I could care less about Katydidnt leaving me cause shes a whore!

day 132

This wouldn't ruin my strict diet regime, would it?

(Cause I ate, like, ten.)

day 124

I bought some of those kettle cooked chips at the store cause I thought no one else liked 'em. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I didn't walk yesterday but Katydidnt told me she would walk a mile with me today. I don't like walking alone when it's so hot. I like the fact someone else is sharing my misery. You know? We love company.

I may have been a little harsh on soup yesterday. I think it was the whole hunger destroying higher functions thing, less about soup. I still feel some left over violence, but I think the heat will probably zap that right outta me.

Day 123

I ate a grilled cheese sandwhich and a cup of soup. Soup makes me wanna punch people in the face. Repeatedly. This is not an insane reaction, but a perfectly reasonable response to the evil that is soup.
Soup makes me feel violent because of how much hungrier I feel after I eat it. So then I have to eat more, like a grilled cheese sandwhich. That makes me feel fat. So then I wanna punch people. See? It totally makes sense.

p.s. I am not psychotic. Seriously.

Day 122

neck: 15 1/2 inches
upper arm: 18 in.
wrist: 6 3/4 in.
upper chest: 42 in.
bust: 46 in.
waist: 46 in.
hips: 59 in.
thighs:33 in.
calf: 18 1/2 in.

Day 58

neck: 16 1/2 inches
upper arm: 18 in.
wrist: 6 3/4 in.
upper chest: 43 in.
bust: 49 in.
waist: 46 in.
hips: 59 in.
thighs:34 in.
calf: 18 1/2 in.

Day 50

No I didn't stop exercising, yes I slid on my diet. Why did I stop blogging? Because prying eyes were sneaking on my computer and looking at my blog when they new it would make me uncomfortable. You know who you are. Anyways, I don't care anymore, if this unnamed person wants to read my blog to make himself feel better about himself, thats fine. To each his own. This is for me. Though I'm not gonna post what I eat. Just measurements. Why? Because I don't feel like it.


measurements:

upper chest: 43 in.

bust: 49 in.

waist:46 in.

hips:59 in.

upper arm:18 in.

wrist:7 in.

upper thigh:34 in.

calf :19 in.

ankle: 10 in.

neck: 17 in.

Day 10

1 diet coke
1 grilled stuft burrito
sout patches
4 chicken strips
corn on the cob
2 pieces of cornbread

day 9

Someone told me I looked thinner yesterday! they were probably being nice, but still! Yay!

chicken sandwich
half a small french fry
rice cakes
rice and chicken two tortillas
3 airheads
chocolate milk

Diet cokes
1

day 8

cheese ziti lean cuisine
1 piece of ham
half a chicken sandwich
half of a small fry
cereal
9 rice cake minis

diet coke
1

water
1

Day 7

I ate this lean cuisine healthy choice thing. It was like bbq chicken and broccoli and potatos and gross peaches and cinnamon. I ate the broccoli and chicken and half the potatos. Then I had some banana pudding! Mmmmmmmm. . . pudding. Chicken salad sanwhich with rice cakes. Buscuit with chicken salad. A piece of roast beef. 2 diet cokes

waist:51 in
hips:63 in
arms:20in
neck 16 1/2 in
ankle 10 in
wrist 7 in
upper chest 49in
boobs 52 in
calf:19 in
thigh 39 in

day 6

Today I ate:
Lean cuisine french bread pizza
handful of butter rice cake snacks
lunch meat
handful of olean bbq chips
pudding
skinny cow
cheese rice cakes
1 piece of thin crust pizza

glasses of water: 3


I just wanna snack all the time right now. It's so hard not to get some more chips. I think Ill allow myself one more hanfuil of rice cakes.

day 5

I ate more than I should have, but I also did nine(seriously) loads of laundry at the laundry mat, and folded them. I think I've come out even.

I ate:
1 bacon roast beef melt thingy from Arby's
3 stuffed potato thingies
A turkey and roast beef sandwhich without the bread
9 cheese rice quaker snacks (I went to the grocery store!)

I drank:
3 diet cokes
3 glasses of water

Day 4

I think I blacked out last night. I also may have eatten things that I dont remember. Like pizza, and maybe four chicken wings. Who's great idea was it to order pizza anyway? I'm on a friggin diet! Ugh!

Today I ate:
1 piece of thin crust bacon and mushroom pizza
1 piece of sausage and pepperoni pizza
cup of chicken rice mixture
2 tortillas

glasses of water:
3

Day 3

Ugh. I'm soooo hungry. It's only eleven though so I'll try to hold off till noon.

Today I ate:
1 1/2 cup of chicken fajita rice mixture
2 soft taco tortillas
skinny cow ice cream sandwich
one cheese stick
one cinnamon stick
1 piece of pizza (mushroom and bacon)
1/3 of mom's piece of pizza
another cheesestick(two hours later)
skinny cow

glasses of water:
3
diet coke:
1

1 cup of hot tea

Overall, I'm disappointed today. I bought a new shirt and it was really tight around my tummy. I want to be able to wear it for my birthday in three weeks. Time to step it up!

Day 2

today I ate:

Half a kickin chicken sandwhich from Zaxby's
7 carrot sticks w/ranch
handful of fries
2 chicken fajitas no cheese
2 glasses of champagne
1 can of sprite
4 more glasses of champagne
1 glass of white wine


Woah, I think I did pretty good on the food, but I'm pretty sure champagne is full of calories.
So . . . Bad Rachael! :)

Day one

Okay, day one of Rachael's superfast get slim quick scheme(not to be confused with Rachael's superfast get rich quick scheme).

Neck- 17 1/2 in.

upper arm- 21 in.

upper chest - 46 in

bust - 50 in.

wrist - 7 in.

hips - 64 in.

waist - 52 in

thigh - 34 in.

calf - 20 in.

ankle - 10 in


One cup of frosted mini wheats, 1 cup milk
handful baked chips half cup salsa
lemon yogurt
popsicle
salad (tomato, 1/4 cucumber, 1/4 c. cheese 1 tbls ranch dressing 1/5 c. salsa)
1/4 lemon yogurt
popsicle
lean cuisine sesame chicken
banana
5 bbq chips